From: Chief Constable Clancy Wiggum
To: A. Smith (No Such Agency)
Subject: Re: Report of criminal activity

Smith, you fool! Don't waste my time with this nonsense.


From: A. Smith (No Such Agency)
To: Chief Constable Clancy Wiggum
Subject: Report of criminal activity

In the course of an unspecified investigation conducted by this agency, we have determined that

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{{($state.accuse().names.length == 1) ? 'is' : 'are'}} involved in a conspiracy to

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on {{$state.accuse().date}}

at {{$state.accuse().time}}.


Agent Smith
No Such Agency

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